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I?m so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people
kept asking how big I?d get.
The Department of Family Planning wanted to make
me poster boy - for birth control.
My uncle´s dying wish was to have me sitting in
his lap; he was in the electric chair.
I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn´t a boy ... I´d
have had nothing to play with.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a
toaster and radio.
I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast-fed me.
She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
I´m so ugly...My father carries around a picture of the
kid who came with his wallet.
When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting
room and said to my father; I´m sorry.
We did everything we could, but he pulled through.
I´m so ugly...My mother had morning sickness
...AFTER I was born.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over;
nobody?s home. I went over. Nobody was home.
I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the sandbox;
the cat kept covering me up.
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Ne puk ,nefuck,bet ja grtibi nodrāzties,tad tā arī saki! {un tas būs cilvēcīgi un pilnīgi normāli)
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Šī tēma ir slēgta un to vairs nevar komentēt
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